Who Thought That Just a Few Sausages Would Lead to Such an Outcome?

A man was in his kitchen, minding his own business.

He was looking fine and sexy, his underwear showing his perfectly pluggable ass.

The man was tall and slim with a little bit of pudge, but sexy all the same.

The man had been doing chores all afternoon and he was...

quite hungry after doing them. She was in the mood for cheddar sausages to eat for dinner.